We’ve all been in this spot before. Male or Female. Single or Taken. Drunk or Sober.

It really doesn’t matter, we’re in a scenario when we’re with another person where we’re showing affection. Sometimes it can be good, and other times it can be really, and I mean REALLY BAD!

CUTE OR SEXUAL. It doesn’t matter if you’re a virgin, or you popped your/a cherry a long time ago. We all have pet peeves when being with a member of the opposite sex. Being single again, I’ve come to realise that I really hate dating. Taste testing new men, and sometimes experiencing new ‘moves’. I’ve also had some horrible moments in my past. Either being in or out of a relationship, here are my pet peeves of affection.

1. Dirty Talk: I enjoy sex very much. I’m in the mood, and I’m ready to go. I hate dirty talk though. It really turns me off. Just shut the fuck up and have sex with me. Moan and groan all you want, hey you can even check in to see if I’m enjoying myself. Please don’t describe my body to me in that disgusting breathy voice. You may be shocked, but I have seen myself naked. I’m well aware what my private bits look like. Also, calling me names is just cringing. If you want me to climax, don’t act like we’re in a porn movie.

2. Bad Kissing: I’m sorry, but there are so many men out there that just don’t know how to kiss. You can enjoy kissing without tongue 24/7. If you are a big tongue user, don’t open your mouth when kissing my lips. Otherwise you’ll be making out with my nose and chin as well. And licking around my mouth is a no, no, NO!

3. TMI Public Affection: I’ve always been funny about P&A. I’ve always been like this. I don’t mind holding a boys hand. Hey, I like to be cute. A peck is nice too. I guess I think in my mind, what I don’t like couples doing in public, I can’t be a hypocrite and do the exact same thing. Make out sessions, ass grabbing, inappropriate sexual touching in public. Save it for a more private time please. If you’re drunk though, and I’m drunk. Hey, I couldn’t give a flying fuck.

These are a few of my least favourite things. What about you guys? What really ticks you off!?

Do we have the balls though to stand up to this person and tell them no to do what they’re doing. I always draw a line at dirty talk, because it really pisses me off. At least with a bad kisser, you never have to see them again. If a boy wants a boob grab in public, I’m happy for a groin kick in public.